The Language of Queens

I'm • Alex, a 20 year old English major from Alabama. I like• musicals, • art,• films, and • tv shows. Also, • Florence Welch is perfect.

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BASICS:

name: Alex
birthday:  June 24
zodiac: cancer
single or taken: single
height:  5’ 8” and a half

eye color: blue
middle name: Mackenzie

favorite color:  a paleish yellow or gold

lucky number: ……

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

hogwarts house: hufflepuff 

favorite fictional character: ummmm jesse pinkman, michael scott

favorite television show: breaking bad, the office

favorite season: fall or winter

future children’s names:  JANE JANE JANE JANE

meaning of your name: protector of man heck yea

what do you plan to/do for a living: probably some dumb office job or a firefighter (gotta protect man)

starbucks order: i like that tazo tea stuff

THIS OR THAT: 

introvert or extrovert 
dawn or dusk
righty or lefty
coffee or tea 
rain or shine 
reading orwriting

metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

watdawut:

Not in my neighborhood

ratsputin:

Go Fuck Yourselves - Charlie Kelly 

northmiamigoon:

me as hell

neptunain:

obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing

spookymuffinz:

this is my kind of people